Some pretty good games don't need splash texts at all:(
Trying to get the game to load
When does the splash text load? 🤔
Some of the wheat has been sitting out in the sun... it's your call
Ever seen a splash text with a jump scare?
Blo😆
I don't know what the error codes mean either
Brb trying to think of original gameplay
Loading the splash text…
Insert funny message here
I heard there are secret mobs if you build high enough
Finding braincells
If you're stuck here reading these messages actually please report on the bug tracker
How do Minecraft players keep fit? They run around the block
That was the weirdest party I've ever been to
Time for some educational content??
Calibrating gravity... Remember: what goes up, might actually stay up.
A Minecraft chunk is 16x384x16 cube
Did you know that Minecraft is coded in java?
You can use Command Blocks to make your own games in Minecraft
Why are you still here? Go play the game
Waking up Spleefies
(I'm Spleefies pls don't wake me up)
What is the meaning of life?
Hi, I'm a splash text
I ran out of ideas:/
Have you found the easter egg in this menu yet?
Counting all blocks. Hang on, this might take a while…
I heard there is a secret dimension at Y level -10000
Have you tried yeeting yourself off a ladder?
I tried to count the blocks in the Minecraft world, but I lost count at 1 quintillion
Did you really read all of these?
I didn't read them all either
Have you found the secret block yet?
Beep boop beep
Beep boop I'm out of ideas
Loading secret base... What do you mean 'which one?'
The cake is a lie
Hello I'm another splash text
What bad devs would add features to their game and remove them >:(
Honestly coming up with these are pretty hard and chatgpt isn't much help
Ok bye
Question: Is it possible to have a good splash text?
Answer: No
Oh no - the cats broke Minecraft again!
Tests? What are those? Who needs to test code
I heard there are secret areas in Woodland Mansions
Compiling the laws of physics... Just in case you thought of breaking them.
What did the coal ore say to the bedrock?
Why so low?
haha what a funny joke
I've got another one for you
Where do miners sleep? On their bed-rocks!
:D
Minecraft has more bugs than it has mines 🤔
Perhaps I should rename it... Bugcraft
Just kidding, there are no bugs in Minecraft
(Mostly)
Did you know, you can find Jungle Temples in Jungles?
They're quite mysterious. We still don't know how they got there...
... Or what they're for...
I wish i could eat glistering melon slices
If Minecraft isn't working, its probably my cat knocking over the router again
Cubism
You can find Mob Spawners in Dungeons too!
Rumour has it that Dinnerbone and Jeb are the same person
Question: Is it possible to eat Dinnerbone?
Answer: No
Fun fact: Golden apples are the best food in Minecraft. Or is it mushroom stew...? Wait no maybe its actually bread...
When you die and lose your stuff in the Badlands, they become the Sadlands. 
Ever wondered what's under bedrock?
Well, I've been here, and it's pretty cool (and a bit scary)
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